Self-Portrait as Clickbait

by Danielle Mitchell

Girl in a necktie & stilettos. A history of electricity

Gyrate, then freak, then twerk

Screen-grab of Governor’s cock

Girl in bubble bath performing oral sex

Celebrity exiting limo in tight silver dress. Teacher’s pet, Daddy’s girl

Girls in your neighborhood are doing this

Pompoms & plaid skirts

Naked girl in taxi cab likes cunnilingus. Security footage

of girl’s legs from behind dumpster

Girl stuffed in dumpster stuffed with stuffed animals

Viral tattoo, pierced nipples

Boy in memoir about growing up as a girl

Who wore it best? Hot or not?

Girl in military stays silent. How dare she run for President

Girl photoshops her face onto 400 nudes of other girls—because  

the face is the incriminating part

Basic bitch. Becky with the good hair

Girl in tube socks likes anal. The history of the Catholic Church

Previously published in Hayden’s Ferry Review